Pesta Buah 2009

Setelah stahun menunggu, akhirnye tiba gak saat yg dinanti-nantikan kitorg. Pesta Buah 2009!! Woohooo. Knp kitorg sangap sgt nk makan buah? Sbbnya, thn lpas kitorg xdpt mrasa sgt buah yg diesediakn disbbkn KPU. Well, tahun ni f4 pn ad kem n its our turn to conquer the throne. Hahah. Pape pn, stiap kali ad benda2 bsr gini mesti ad ucapan oleh yg berhormat Proffesor Emirittus Abdullah Jusoh. Knp dia digelar begitu? Sbbnya, die tlh menjalankn satu experiment pd ari tersebut. Mari kita saksikn report yg disediakn oleh Dr. Chaos Zerus:

The Relationship Between The Length Of The Diameter Of The Stem's Core And The Deliciousness Of The Durian

Done By : Proffesor Emirittus Abdullah Jusoh
Reported By : Dr Chaos Zerus

Aim : To study the relationship between the length of the diameter of the stem's core and the deliciousness of the durian

Problem statement : What is the relationship between the length of the diameter of the stem's core and the deliciousness of the durian?

Hypothesis : The lower the length of the diameter of the stem's core, the higher the deliciousness of the durian

Manipulated variable : The length of the diameter of the stem's core
Responding variable : The deliciousness of the durian
Fixed variable : The length of stem cut

Materials and apparatus : Magnifying glass, durian, ruler and "parang"

Procedure :
1. Cut 1 cm of the stem of the durian
2. Use the magnifying glass to determine the core of the stem
3. Measure the diameter of the core of the stem
4. Repeat step 1-4 using 2 other durians
5. Record your observations

Observations :

Durian	Length of the core of the stem (cm)	Deliciousness of the durian
A	0.02	High
B	0.04	Medium
C	0.05	Low

Conclusion : The durian with the length of the core of the stem 0.02 cm has the highest deliciousity. The hypothesis is accepted.

Lepas je abeh experiment yg dijalankan oleh Prof, kitorg pon terus membantai durian-durian, kuih-muih n pulut yg ad kt c2. Kite kna r menghargai mende free. Hohoho.

Rmai yg brebut nk pilih durian yg terbaik

Kitorg pn dpt r sorg sbijik (appetizer)

Mamat ni plak bru nk blaja bkak durian

Glagat plajar2 Kolej Islam...

Setelah sume org hmpir nk beredar, kitorg serta Shell prasan yg durian masih bnyk. Dgn kudrat n titik peluh, kitorg berjaya mengumpul sbanyak 10 bijik utk bwk balek. Hehehe. Sdg kami leka berbincang ttg plan nk bwk balek durian ni tnpa dikesan, tetiba Mr AZ dtg. Sepantas kilat die merampas sebakul durian yg kitorg amek. X sgka bdn beso g2 bley lari mcm Usin Bolt. Lpas dibelasah, kitorg ajak die join plan kami skali. Bknnye ley abeskn pn sume durian 2 kalo hrpkn kitorg je. Maka durian tersebut berjaya dikeluarkn dgn slamat n slamat masuk ke duodenum pd keeseokan harinya.

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